Thursday, Day Pre-One


9:00AM -Noon

The Advance Party arrives: Begins preparations, such as drinking and smoking.

Noon - 8:00PM

Advance Party Stragglers Arrive: Stunned to find their compadres so buzzed already.

8:00PM - 6:00AM

The Advance Party: Hard core partying and Festers learning the new games of the year.

Friday, Day One


6:00AM - Noon

Hangover Recovery/Sleep: Yeah, we all gotta rest sometime.

Noon - 12:30PM

Group Recollection Exercise: Do YOU remember what happened last night?

1:00PM - 6:00PM

Arrival and Setup: New Festers arrive, set up camp and prepare!

6:00PM - 7:00PM

Swearing In Ceremony: Fester Dan swears in the Virgins and issues their shot glasses.

7:00PM - 7:15PM

Coronation Ceremony: The K&Q of Boozefest are sworn in for the 20th straight year!

7:15PM - 7:30PM

Fire Lighting: Fester Dan lights the fire.  Stand back.  Way back.

7:30PM - Midnight

Tour and Reception: Meet this years Festers, try to remember their names!

Midnight - 4:00AM

Group Social: "Social" my ass - drink yourself silly, enjoy songs and group foolery.

4:00AM - 4:42AM

TV Theme Songs: Those drunks bastards down at the campsite start singing TV Theme Songs, really loud. Shut the hell up!

Saturday, Day Two


4:42AM - 7:00AM

Group Demonstration: Puke, Pee and Drink Demo

7:00AM - 7:30AM

Reality Hits: Get your drunk ass to bed NOW!!!

7ish - Noonish

Rest, Rest, Rest: Get some sleep, you moron.

Noon - 12:30PM

Group Recollection Exercise: Do YOU remember what happened last night?

12:30PM - 3:00PM

Beach Time: Grab some beer and a raft, it's time for BuzzFloat!

3:00PM - 7:00PM

Nap Time: Wow!  That was a quick buzz!  I need some rest.

7:00PM - 10:00PM

Prepare to Party: Wake up, eat some, inhale and get ready.

10:00PM - Midnight

Mild Party: Some games to get started, the rest flows from here on out.

Midnight - 3:00AM

REALLY Party: Screw the Games - let's Drink!

3:00AM - 4:00AM

Holy Shit: I can't drunk how believe I am!

4:00AM - 4:39AM

TV Theme Songs: Those drunks bastards are singing those stupid songs again. Shut the hell up!

Sunday, Day Three


4:39AM - 4:42AM

Crash.  Like Right Now.  Crash: Get to bed, you fool.

4:42AM - 9:00AM

Barely Enough Sleep: You mean we have to leave TODAY???

9:00AM - 9:01AM

Reality Check: Are you SURE it's Sunday Morning already?

9:01AM - 10:30AM

Goodbye, Losers: Say goodbye to the losers who are sober and leaving already.

10:30AM - Noon

Pack and Leave: Let's the get the hell out of this place.  So long Festers - I love you all!

Noon  - 12:45

Drive to Group Breakfast: Everybody heads to Family Pancake House.  Pity on the poor waitress who gets stuck with US!

12:45 - 2:00PM

Group Breakfast: Groggy Group Grub here.  Too messed up to order, too sober to leave these people.

2:00PM - 5:00PM

Drive Home: Oh, my God.  I knew this moment had to come, but already?  I mean, it's only Sunday morning, right?

5:00PM - 7:00PM

Unpacking: Unpack?  What, are you crazy?

7:00PM - 9:00PM

Shower: Yuck, yew!  Gross, yucky, ick!  Ugghhhh...

9:00PM - 6:00AM

Final Rest: Oh. My. God. This bed is sooooo comfortable!!

Monday, Day Post-Three


6:00AM - 8:00PM

TOTAL PANIC!: Holy shit - it's Monday!!!
(Unless you're an experienced Fester and wisely took Monday off!)